How about some hand sanitizer? You want some hand sanitizer?

The left goes off on these little herding expeditions which are funny to watch.  One such was the practice of everyone using hand sanitizer 10 times a day and then when they use it they offer you the bottle as well.  Of course I always say no thanks because I don't think that succumbing to these little rituals is worth anything and it is probably hurting the brains of many.  They stop thinking for themselves and let the headlines become that narrative in their head.  But hey, they are always ready with the Internet meme calling 2020 (which means trump of course) a dumpster fire, etc.  And my favorite ones are those who will just virtue signal as hard as they can saying "I do it because I want to help everyone stay safe".

 But now we hear that the precious hand sanitizer actually contains carcinogens.  No, really, you can't make this up and Bloomberg wouldn't say it if it weren't true. But they are saying it.

"Some widely available hand sanitizers that American consumers snapped up last year to ward off coronavirus infection contain high levels of a chemical known to cause cancer, a testing firm’s analysis found.

An assortment of hand cleaners that flooded into the market after mainstays disappeared from retail outlets contain high levels of benzene, according to Valisure, a New Haven, Connecticut-based online pharmacy that tests products for quality and consistency.

Benzene causes cancer, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. The World Health Organization’s cancer research arm puts it in the highest risk category, on par with asbestos."

So to all the "stay safe" sycophants, stay the hell away from me with your cancerous hand sanitizer, you freaking gullible MORONS.  I hope none of you get cancer from this. Nobody should get cancer.  Not even Hillary.  Firing squad?  Yes.  Cancer, no.